Just Say No to Crack
Need a weekend laugh? We were at my parents’ house, and as toddler’s pants tend to do, Monkey’s pants were sliding down his waist. Trying to be funny (you know grandparents!), my dad said something along the lines of, “Hey, I see a crack in your butt.” “Don’t have a crack in my butt! Don’t have […]
Thankful in Sickness…
It’s been a long week of stomach problems here at OneMommy’s house… Nothing like a good Thankful Thursday post to put things in perspective! I am thankful our living room couch pulls out into a bed., pokey little springs and all; at least I’ve had somewhere to sleep in my attempt to not get as sick […]
Pop-Tarts and Talking to the 2 Year-Old
It’s morning. I am stiring the cocoa mix into my much-needed cup of hot caffeine goodness. Peanut is still asleep and Monkey is watching my every move. “What doing?” he asks in his littlel 2 year-old voice. “Mommy’s making cocoa,” I answer. “What do you want for breakfast?” “I want cocoa, too,” he says, quickly […]
“I’m Exotic…”
I overheard the preschooler tell her brother this last week after they raced cars up and down the kitchen floor, “I’m exotic.” I’m pretty sure she meant exhausted, although the way she dresses sometimes could be described as exotic… *** The toddler was crying in his room. When I asked what was wrong, he said, “I turn […]
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