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Funny Things They’ve Said Lately

December 14, 2012 by OneMommy

 

 

Need a Friday laugh?  Here are a few of my favorite funny things they’ve said lately…

 

My 5 year-old, holding up a toy of hers that keeps coming apart:   “I wish we still had the constructions for this…”  When I looked at her kind of funny, she added, “You know, the constructions that tell you how to put it together….”

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At lunch yesterday we were eating some left over chicken.  The 5 year-old asked if it was really chicken…  I went through the fact that chicken comes from chickens and turkey, like we had at Thanksgiving, really was a turkey.

Then I asked my 3 year-old, “And if we have beef?”     His answer?  “A beaver!”

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And finally, as we were watching a video, the 5 year-old said, “Mommy, did you know ear wax tastes nasty?”

Yes, that’s 5 year-old wisdom at it’s finest.

 

 

What funny things have your kids said lately?

Filed Under: Funny Things Kids Say & Do Tagged With: daughter, funny, kids, preschooler, son

Comments

  1. Michael @ adaddyblog.com says

    December 14, 2012 at 9:47 pm

    My 5 year-old, holding up a toy of hers that keeps coming apart: “I wish we still had the constructions for this…” When I looked at her kind of funny, she added, “You know, the constructions that tell you how to put it together….”

    Our daughter is 4 and a half, and that happens all the time. She knows lots of big words, but sometimes mangles them a bit. 🙂 Thanks for the laugh. Especially needed it today.

    • OneMommy says

      December 15, 2012 at 10:52 am

      I love when the big words get mixed up.
      I think we all needed a laugh today, and an extra hug from our little ones.

  2. Chris Carter says

    December 14, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    SO cute!!!! 🙂

  3. OneMommy says

    December 16, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    Yeah, I’ll pass on the ear wax. 🙂

  4. Fauzi @ Hodgepodge of Styles says

    December 17, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    Beaver!? LOL!! So cute. I so needed this.

    • OneMommy says

      December 17, 2012 at 10:19 pm

      I needed to write it and laugh a bit this weekend, too.

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