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Just Say No to Crack

March 17, 2012 by OneMommy

Need a weekend laugh?

We were at my parents’ house, and as toddler’s pants tend to do, Monkey’s pants were sliding down his waist.  Trying to be funny (you know grandparents!), my dad said something along the lines of, “Hey, I see a crack in your butt.”

“Don’t have a crack in my butt!  Don’t have a crack in my butt!” cried my little boy, holding his backside in a panic.

I went over to him, pulled up his pants, and assured him his butt looked fine to me.

A few days later I brought it up again, briefly, on the phone with someone.  Little ears were listening. (They are always listening, aren’t they?)

“Don’t have a crack in my butt…” he began again.

“What would you do if you did have a crack?” I asked, wanting to hear his response.

“Fix it!”

At least my little guy is against crack.

 

Filed Under: Funny Things Kids Say & Do Tagged With: funny, son, toddler

Comments

  1. Kristen says

    March 19, 2012 at 8:57 am

    My neice has always shown her crack. No matter what she does to keep her pants up, if she bends over or even if her shirt rides up, it shows. She has always said that her crack was made too long. I have to say, I think she may be onto something 😉

    • admin says

      March 19, 2012 at 9:45 pm

      Love that – it was made too long! LOL.

  2. Jacklynn says

    March 19, 2012 at 9:29 am

    That’s too funny! I hope he can get that crack fixed soon 🙂

    • admin says

      March 19, 2012 at 9:47 pm

      My husband and I laughed about it all night after I told him the story.

  3. Candice says

    March 19, 2012 at 10:54 am

    This just “cracked” me up this morning!

    • admin says

      March 19, 2012 at 9:50 pm

      I can not tell you how many “crack” jokes my husband made after I told him that story… 🙂 Glad I made you crack a smile!

  4. Kim says

    March 19, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    They do listen and pick up on things don’t they??? Too cute!

    • admin says

      March 19, 2012 at 9:52 pm

      Yes, they do!

  5. Karen Dawkins says

    March 26, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    Sweet boy! Tender heart. 🙂

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