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In the Sweet Words of My Husband…

November 18, 2012 by OneMommy

  My husband had just gotten home.  “Quick, hide me and don’t tell them where I am!”  I half joked to my husband as I collapsed onto our bed beside him. He tossed my favorite dark brown feather blanket on top of me, and then he said, “Now you look like a big pile of […]

Filed Under: Marital Relationships Tagged With: funny, husband

Hits to the Mommy-Ego

November 7, 2012 by OneMommy

Funny things kids say

    It was a rough day on the ol’ mommy-ego. We were playing store today.  My little girl was running the cash register and I played the part of various shoppers. At one point she said, “Now pretend to be a beautiful woman, Mommy.” I laughed and said, “Oh, I have to pretend to […]

Filed Under: Funny Things Kids Say & Do Tagged With: daughter, funny, kids, parenting, son

Pumpkins and Phone Calls

October 29, 2012 by OneMommy

funny things kids do

With Halloween just a couple days, today was pumpkin day! The 5 year-old was much more willing to touch the “pumpkin guts” this year…scooping out tons of pumpkin seeds.  The 3 year-old?  Not so much. I was elbow deep in pumpkin guts when the phone rang.   “Whoever it is can just leave a message,” […]

Filed Under: Funny Things Kids Say & Do Tagged With: funny, Halloween, husband, kids

Funny Things Kids Say

October 7, 2012 by OneMommy

Tonight, like we do many Sunday evenings, we ate dinner next door at Mamaw and Papaw’s house.  After dinner Papaw was giving our daughter a ride on his shoulders.  Somehow the subject of hair came up.  (Papaw is bald.)  He mentioned that he used to have blonde hair like hers.  And he told her he […]

Filed Under: Funny Things Kids Say & Do Tagged With: daughter, funny, humor, preschooler

More Funny Things Kids Say

September 24, 2012 by OneMommy

My 3 year-old’s legs are covered with little bruises lately.  Not strange for a 3 year-old little boy. As I helped him out of the tub the other day, I asked him where all the bruises came from.  His answer?  “I been fightin’.” “Who have you been fighting?” “No one.” *** We took the kids […]

Filed Under: Funny Things Kids Say & Do Tagged With: funny, humor, preschooler, son

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