Ever pretend to be someone you aren’t? That’s one of the prompts from Mama Kat’s Writer’s Workshop this week,” Write about a time you pretended to be someone you aren’t.” At first when I read through the prompts I thought about the times I’ve looked at caller-ID and seen it was a 1-800 number and answered with, […]
Just Say No to Crack
Need a weekend laugh? We were at my parents’ house, and as toddler’s pants tend to do, Monkey’s pants were sliding down his waist. Trying to be funny (you know grandparents!), my dad said something along the lines of, “Hey, I see a crack in your butt.” “Don’t have a crack in my butt! Don’t have […]
Dear Target
Dear Target, Oh, how I’ve missed you! Our time together as I perused your dollar section last night was all I had hoped for. In the past you have supplied me with numerous craft items and little goodies that brighten gloomy days for the little ones. After staying home with sick little ones this past […]
“I’m Exotic…”
I overheard the preschooler tell her brother this last week after they raced cars up and down the kitchen floor, “I’m exotic.” I’m pretty sure she meant exhausted, although the way she dresses sometimes could be described as exotic… *** The toddler was crying in his room. When I asked what was wrong, he said, “I turn […]
I Want a Catamaranger
Don’t you just love when kids get words mixed-up? Yesterday my daughter told me she wanted a “catamaranger.” “A catamaranger?” I asked. “Yes, like what you put money in when you go shopping,” she said. “Oh, a wallet?” “No…” “A change purse?” “No, a catamaranger. Like at the grocery store when you buy food…” “A […]
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